damn you potato
y tu mamá también (2001)
Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat
I’ll never be able to keep a straight face when this song comes on….ever…ever again.
I set fiiiiyah
to the rain.
I’m laughing so hard my face hurts
I’m gonna do this
OMG IT’S BACK <3
When she says she loves video games..
When you find a girl like that, you never LEGO of her.
Dan: You were back there, judging me. You think that I left that relationship because I am some sort of selfish, depressed prick— which I am, by the way.
Gretta: I don’t think you’re some selfish, depressed prick. I just think that you let your troubles get in the way of your entire life.
Dan: Oh babe, babe. You’re really showing your age, right now. You have no idea about what happens between two people after eighteen years of marriage, alright? And because you’re willing to hang around for some asshole after he totally betrayed you, well that’s your business.
Gretta: Oh, I’m sorry, you’re right! I put a lot of time and effort into that relationship. I know I’m not just walking away because of a bump in the road!
Dan: Bump in the road? I left that relationship because I was having a fucking nervous breakdown and she was out there fucking some other guy, planning how she was gonna start a whole new life with him, while I was here taking care of my kid! You have no fucking clue what you’re talking about! You know nothing!
Look at my arm right there. You see that? I got that when I was 18 years old, and I’ll tell you something: I regret it, cause this tattoo don’t come off. I have a tattoo of a cow’s head because I loved that cheese then. So I get the cow, and I go in there and I’m a little drunk… and I said, “Gimme that cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese… ” And now I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendan. Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer. Brendan, take a look at my chest. You know what that is right there? That’s the woman from the Chiquita Banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I am an idiot. I’ve got trademarked products all over my body. It’s like going to a market. Because I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me.
Why I love Disney/Pixar movies: the details